White House First Dog Bites 6 Secret Service Agents

” It’s Cocaine Dog”

The Secret Service, after being bitten six times by the new First Dog, confirms the dog found another baggie of the white powder on the front lawn. It appears the First Dog ingested a large quantity of the drugs before going on a biting spree through the president’s private residence. Agent 86 confirms the dog has been spending a lot of his off time with first son, Hunter.