Would You Paint Over A Rembrandt?

Recently, the saltwater faction of the Strawn clan—my son Wes, his wife Yolli, and grandsons Jett, hired a friend, local artist Jenn Seymour, to paint a mural on their backyard canal bulkhead in North Padre Island, Texas. My oldest grandson, Johnathon, now resides in Corpus, and my granddaughter, Madalyn, was on hand to bolster everyone’s spirits. It’s not their first venture into suburban art; another famous local Corpus Christi mural artist and surfer, John Olvey, painted a large surf mural on their home’s streetside view before he passed away in 2022. Now, the POA, HOA, or whatever this group of whiners calls themselves these days, served my son a letter of violation and demanded the mural be painted over, claiming it is an advertising sign, which is prohibited per their bylaws. The word ‘serve’ is a stretch; they actually taped it to his nice mid-century modern front door, “too yellar” to actually hand it to them in person. I don’t believe this coterie of malcontents thought this one out. Now, it’s taken on its own life form and is spreading like “Pod People.”

The artwork in question is paintings of the covers of the most classic albums in rock music history: Led Zepplin, Jimi Hendrix, ZZ Top, The Beatles, Bob Marley, The Rolling Stones, Willie Nelson, Selena, Nirvana, and a few others. We picked the albums from his extensive collection, and the artist did her magic aided by acrylic paint, Petoli incense, Red Bull, and 1960s good vibrations. Folks from all over the island, Corpus, and far-away lands have made a pilgrimage by boat, foot, and car to view the masterpieces. Wes and Yolli, being gracious hosts, offer a cold bottle of Texas water and a bite of food and lead them through their home to the backyard bulkhead and dock for a better view of the art. Piper, their border collie, happily greets everyone.

The wheels of justice turned quickly when the downtrodden art connoisseurs were wronged. Within a few days, the local paper, The Island Moon, published a rousing piece praising the artwork and exposing the troglodytic POA. One local television station, KRIS, dispatched a top-notch reporter to shoot film and interview Wes, his kin, the artist Jen Seymour, and Piper, the Border Collie. Momo and I spectated the whole shindig from the covered patio and were mightily entertained by the publicity of the whole affair.

This is the last surface in the compound suitable for decoration. So what now? Maybe three large Mariachis playing frogs on the roof? It could happen…it’s the island.