Let us all pause and think of those poor bastards in Iran and their buddies who think that by blowing themselves up, or sacrificing themselves for Allah and the Supreme Leader, they will be awarded with 72 virgins and whatever comes with that package. This picture above is what likely awaits them: Virgin Nuns with guns, and not real pretty gals either. Mother “Annie Oakley” Superior, far right, was a medal winner at the 1936 Olympic Games in Germany, and we can assume she has taught her Heavenly army of Nuns to shoot straight—my monies on the good Mother.
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Amen, Brother! Praise the Lord and pass the ammunition!
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Said to a guy earlier this morning “We need new gods.” The ones on duty are not paying attention.
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After being gunned down, the Supreme Afterlife Being (whichever one it is) said to Ali Khamenei, “You shoulda listened to me. Ayatollah you this would happen!”
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They will never learn.
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