Mass confusion at the Vatican today. After lunch, white smoke was spotted from behind the Sistine Chapel, leading to chaos among the holy followers. A Pope has never been chosen in such a short time. It was a big mistake. Father Guido Sarducci of New York, a first-time participant, was warming a frozen pizza at the Papal Outdoor Grill and left the pie unattended for a few minutes, resulting in the white smoke. He has been sent back to New York.
Notes From The Cactus Patch 