
Mass confusion at the Vatican today. After lunch, white smoke was spotted from behind the Sistine Chapel, leading to chaos among the holy followers. A Pope has never been chosen in such a short time. It was a big mistake. Father Guido Sarducci of New York, a first-time participant, was warming a frozen pizza at the Papal Outdoor Grill and left the pie unattended for a few minutes, resulting in the white smoke. He has been sent back to New York.

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Whoops!
You can’t make this stuff up…well, actually I did.
I love it. I remember him from laugh-in.
Saturday Night Live
Yep, the Popa ina tha Pizza.
Was it SNL. Christ, I don’t remember.
back when it was funny
Sadly, I’ve reached that point where they all kind of run together.
;>)
Mass confusion. That happens on Sundays when the priest is too drunk to deliver a cohesive sermon.
Now we get grape juice.
Frozen pizza in Italy? That’s blasphemy! He deserved being sent back to New York. 🙂
Ima thinking it was Paul Newmans pizza, all profits go to charity.
Oh, what a good idea! 😁🍕🍕🍕😋
We used to laugh so hard at this character; he looks exactly like one of the priests at our former church.
Hope you’re recovery is going well, Phil.
going slow, but able to tap tap with two fingers on left hand.
One of my favorites on SNL. Him and Gilda.
Mine also.
❤️❤️❤️
Thank you.
hhahaha great story 🙂
It could have happened. Right?