White House First Dog Bites 6 Secret Service Agents
” It’s Cocaine Dog”
The Secret Service, after being bitten six times by the new First Dog, confirms the dog found another baggie of the white powder on the front lawn. It appears the First Dog ingested a large quantity of the drugs before going on a biting spree through the president’s private residence. Agent 86 confirms the dog has been spending a lot of his off time with first son, Hunter.
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Biden and his dog need to be put on a leash.
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The dog needs rehab.
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Hah! At least it didn’t bite his 7th granddaughter 😉.
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The dog found out that he would have to “identify” as a cat (per Biden)…and he went on a bender.
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Read this yester of day. Wanted to Snydley Whiplash some cheeky remarks, but couldn’t for the gravity of it all find a way to make it humorous. Love a gentle dig at [brings a new meaning to the name, eh?] The “White” House. Keep banging away. Not that the ^&%^*&%6’s residents in our collective taxpayer pockets will ever be embarrassed enough to change, but maybe somewhere along the line we can properly “woke” some NeuGen Wokers. Angry them up enough, they’re the sort who will not hesitate to bite the hand that feeds them.
Steady, on, man, steady on!
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