To all of you, parents and grandparents, who are totally paying for or supplementing your children’s and grandchildren’s college education, In case you haven’t heard, many universities in the Northeast and Washington State are offering accredited classes on “Taylor Swift.” yes, that one. There is no planned curriculum or testing, just hysterical discussions and listening to her screeching music. Students must bring their own auto-tune devices so the rest of the class can understand the coded “swift-ease” language. As for the folks paying for the little darlings’ education? Well, your daughter is a moron and will likely be living at home in her childhood bedroom until you pass on and leave her the house and your 1996 Buick. At least the Dixie Chicks and Alanis Morrisette could actually sing.
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I read an article about the Taylor Swift course. It’s ridiculous.
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Eww…
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Every time I feel I’ve seen the ultimate stupid, I am rewarded with some new version of insanity.
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Her first interview after graduation; ” What was your major Miss it?” Well, like uh, you know it was Taylors first two albums, or maybe her first dozen boyfriends, please, I can’t function without hearing her in my earbud.”
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Seriously? The Taylor Swift course is so challenging, it should be required for a Master’s degree or a PHD. 🙂
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When I was adjuncting at Northern Michigan they had a class on the Beatles.
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Taylor Swift is now a billionaire. I hate my high school counselor.
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