To do my duty to God and my country and to obey the Scout Law; To help other people at all times; To keep myself physically strong, mentally awake, and morally straight.
I was a Boy Scout; before that, I was a Cub Scout. My sons and grandsons were, and are, Cub Scouts and Boy Scouts, so the tradition runs deep in my family. We are not an army, one that can bear arms and fight the enemy, but if pressed, we could, with the right arms, cause our invaders to re-think their decision. Send some scouts to the border, give us some Daisy pellet guns, and hide and watch. Pellets may not wound them, but damn they hurt.
Father Frank, my priest at The Lady of Perpetual Repentance, has mobilized the Holy Sisters to the border. Mother Agnetha and the ladies have had the honor of winning the state rifle range championship five years running, and they are putting their Winchester prowess to work on the border, defending their home state. When things get tough, call in The Nuns With Guns.
My 24th cousin, Annabelle Oakley. She’s been shooting things since she was a wee-one after joining the Barnum and Baily Circus, so now she is heading for the Texas / Mexico border to do some trick shooting through razor wire.
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Things are getting real down there in a hurry… go sisters go.
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Yeah, Momo and me are itchen to go down and get in the middle of it.
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With her bionic abilities now…they are in trouble.
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Yeah, the knee is 100 percent now, so it’s butt kicking on the range time.
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Boy. Something needs doing.
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I believe it’s happening.
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Right-thinking people in every state are with Texas on this one. Enough is enough, already.
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Mother (to two children) Agnetha Fältskog used to sing for ABBA. But now, with a bit of ABBAcadabra, she’s performing defensive magic at the southern border!
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Yes, that would be her, maybe she can get the nuns to sing “Fernando” since that’s what nuns do best, sing.
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That’s my favorite ABBA song!
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Pellet Power.
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Good luck to you and bionic Momo. 🙂
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Thanks, Nancy, she is around 90 percent now with the knee, but found out today, more back surgery. Soon, she will have replaced most of her parts.
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I remember when Kinky Friedman ran for governor. He produced an excellent plan for stopping illegal immigration across the Texas border. He argued that to make legal immigration work, you must have a complete understanding of how the Mexican mind works.
First, he said, find out who the capo de capo is on Mexico’s northern border. Second, open a bank account in that person’s name and deposit the sum of ten million dollars. Then you say to this person, you’ll deduct $1 million each time a Mexican illegally crosses into Texas. According to Friedman, no illegal would get through Mexico’s northern blockade. Problem solved.
Too bad Friedman is a Democrat — I might have voted for him, even if he is Kinky.
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The Kinkster is a legend here in Texas. That sounds like an idea he would have. Gov A. has the balls of a bull and those flakes in DC are not sure how to handle this guy. About time we took the lead in handling this mess. Thanks for the reply, Mustang.
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