The “Swifter Bowl” Is Coming


Yes, Dear Hearts, she has now taken over the Super Bowl. It’s not about football anymore; it’s about a singer with an average voice who knows four chords on a guitar and always holds her microphone near her rear end. What is up with that? We can be assured that the camera will show her face every few minutes; maybe they can catch her squeezing a zit. Poor Kelce, there will be a song about him in the near future, and he knows it: what an unlucky schmuck. I have no plans to watch the “Swifter Bowl:” there are too many good movies on Netflix and Amazon.


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9 Replies to “The “Swifter Bowl” Is Coming”

  1. I’m at a loss with the hoopla around her. She makes the Partridge family look legit. I just don’t see well constructed songs or a really good voice. She doesn’t even have a style really.
    Yep to your statement… Kelce will get the autotune treatment.

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