Ask A Texan: What Will Allah Have For The Terrorist When They Get To His Place?


Sometimes correct but snarky advice for those who seek it.

This Iranian fellow sent me an email ranting and raving about what the US is doing to his country. I asked him why he was here in the US. He says he didn’t feel safe over there anymore, and besides, he can get almost everything for free over here. He also said he is considering wrapping himself in explosives and blowing up a Quick Trip gas station or a 7-11. He wants to go to Allah’s Heaven in the worst way so he can get his 72 or so virgins. I took him seriously, so I alerted the two businesses. I also sent him a picture of what to “really” expect when he gets there. I also sent him a Bible and a box of cherry bombs wrapped in melted chocolate.


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3 Replies to “Ask A Texan: What Will Allah Have For The Terrorist When They Get To His Place?”

  1. I know. Talk about selling yourself for a mess of pottage!

    But still, the rate of underground people coming to Christ in Iran, leaving Islam, is greater in Iran than any country on earth. They’re waking up over there.

    I always wonder at the gullibility of the people willing to serve Allah for such low returns. Your life for only 72 wild nights? Pathetic.

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