Mass confusion at the Vatican today. After lunch, white smoke was spotted from behind the Sistine Chapel, leading to chaos among the holy followers. A Pope has never been chosen in such a short time. It was a big mistake. Father Guido Sarducci of New York, a first-time participant, was warming a frozen pizza at the Papal Outdoor Grill and left the pie unattended for a few minutes, resulting in the white smoke. He has been sent back to New York.
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You can’t make this stuff up…well, actually I did.
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I love it. I remember him from laugh-in.
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Saturday Night Live
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Yep, the Popa ina tha Pizza.
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Was it SNL. Christ, I don’t remember.
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back when it was funny
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Sadly, I’ve reached that point where they all kind of run together.
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;>)
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Mass confusion. That happens on Sundays when the priest is too drunk to deliver a cohesive sermon.
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Now we get grape juice.
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Frozen pizza in Italy? That’s blasphemy! He deserved being sent back to New York. 🙂
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Ima thinking it was Paul Newmans pizza, all profits go to charity.
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Oh, what a good idea! 😁🍕🍕🍕😋
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We used to laugh so hard at this character; he looks exactly like one of the priests at our former church.
Hope you’re recovery is going well, Phil.
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going slow, but able to tap tap with two fingers on left hand.
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One of my favorites on SNL. Him and Gilda.
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Mine also.
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❤️❤️❤️
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Thank you.
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hhahaha great story 🙂
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It could have happened. Right?
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