Sunday Scattershooting In The Cactus Patch

Is it just me, or nowadays, does every man with a protruding gut look pregnant? Yesterday at Walmart, the place resembled a maternity ward. One guy’s water broke and soiled the floor, but then I realized he had pissed himself after the checker tabulated his basket of groceries.

Why are the Kardashians and Johnny Depp still in the news? A family of sluttish women with surgically enhanced butts has caused mental health issues for millions of young girls because they young’un’s think that everyone should live and look like the Kardashian clan, and they can’t. And to further the cause, we have a Mansonesque “man bun” wearing lunatic and his equally deranged ex-wife receiving more news coverage than the Durham investigation, which would make an excellent thirty-minute sitcom. Follow the formula of the old “Roseann” show, and it would be a sure-fire hit.

Our government gives Ukraine a 40 Billion dollar check without knowing ‘what it will be used for, or who will distribute the money.’ On the same day, the morons in Washington voted against a 43 Billion dollar package that would give relief to our American small business owners that have been ruined by Biden’s economy. You can bet that Hunter and The Big Guy will be receiving some of that Ukraine money.

Brings to mind Charlton Heston in the classic movie, The Planet of The Apes. ” It’s a madhouse,” he screams as the laughing chimps poke him with sticks. So, likewise, I’m plumb worn out of being prodded.

5 Replies to “Sunday Scattershooting In The Cactus Patch”

  1. I’m thinking the last time I seriously watched any TV was during the Roseanne era. Those man buns remind me of filled up trash bags after I’ve tied the ends together at the top. Heston was right.


  2. I’m sick of it all also..Phil.The only reason I checked out the Depp case was because of the Metoo movement… if you are accused…even without proof…then guess what? You are guilty.

    I will say…if proven guilty then yes you should be punished.
    I could have sworn at one point in this country we had to prove guilt….and not… guilty until proven innocent.

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