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Stand By For News! And Other Commentary From Texas


I’m so nervous I started smoking again…

Warning! Dear Hearts, the following commentary on social issues is not politically correct in any way. If you are triggered by common words in the English language or by religion and free political speech in the form of comedy, then don’t read any further. I’m warning you one more time.

I attended Momo’s Melody Belle’s choir concert this evening at the Langdon Center in old town Granbury. For a bunch of old gals, they sang well, doing Broadway hits from the 40-50s. I was impressed.

When leaving, the pianist approached me on the front steps and asked me if she could ask a personal question. I said sure, shoot. She says, ” You look like such a free spirit. Are you a Democrat? I said no, and then she told me that she was the chairwoman for the Granbury Democratic Party and asked if I was voting for Trump. I answered yes, and then Momo showed up, and the lady asked her the same. Momo has become a nervous filly lately, and folks should know that the wrong questions are likely to get the wrong answer. I’m the same but with a touch more diplomacy. The encounter did not end well for the pianist.

Free Spirited Momo at The Opera House. She has a 380 Smith & Wesson in that purse

If you have read this far, it’s too late.

A free spirit..now, what does that mean? Maybe because my hair is pretty long, and the mustache makes me look like Wild Bill Cody, or perhaps The Dude, without the bathrobe. The Democrat lady assumed I was an old liberal, burned-out Hippie. Nope, only an old, weird-looking, slightly burned-out ex-rock n-roll musician, conservative. You can’t always go on looks alone: same thing my sixteen-year-old self used to tell my parents.

Old Free Spirit Me at the Opera House. That cane is really a sword and a flame thrower

On another subject dear to my heart: Biden awarded Nancy Pelosi the Medal of Freedom for her courageous behavior on Jan. 6. That’s sort of like making Hitler an honorary Rabbi for his outstanding management of Auschwitz. Old Sniffer has been awfully quiet the past few weeks. Those rioters and anarchists are his voting block, so he has to mollify the little everyone gets a trophy, darlings.

Kudos and salutations to the fraternity young men at UNC and a few other universities for taking it upon themselves to protect our flag. The little candy assed Hamas loving, mask-wearing, latte-drinking, vegan-eating, Birkenstock-wearing, head-scarf-wearing, trans-loving, tongue-pierced, devil-worshiping, police-hating, America-hating grifters were freaked out when young American males told them if they touched the flag, they were dead little Gazaians. We need more of that from the rest of the schools that have been hijacked by socialist teachers and students. A word to the tenured commie professors, ” Don’t mess with Gods chosen people, the Jews. He’s kind of touchy about that.”

The Obama/Biden bunch is trying to pass a sneaky law to allow over a million Gaza refugees into the US. I ask, “Now what in the hell could possibly go wrong with that scenario?” Little terrorist kids in our elementary schools wearing C4 explosive belts. Hamas gunmen rampaging through Walmart? Oh wait…we already know what can go wrong thanks to our open border. This may sound a little over the top, but if these folks come here, it’s likely to happen. But will they be able to vote? Of course, they will.

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21 Replies to “Stand By For News! And Other Commentary From Texas”

  2. I love it when the man from Texas goes all melancholy.

    Met a doctor doing research in Ann Arbor looking to develop a vaccine for Liberalism, sez it’s a shame the mental illness, very much akin to syphilis is not treated with more concern. He’s based in Ann Arbor because he has a ready base of test subjects. I donated to his research.

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    1. Now, I believe that. Finally a doctor is addressing the problem. It’s getting worse. Sorry, I didn’t mean to come off so melancholy, it was deep into the night when I wrote this.

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  3. You’re a fine-looking couple. Thanks for this post. As for the unasked question about what to do with all those Gazalonians, we could convince the Democrats that they’re good to eat.  

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  5. So “free spirits” are all the democrat’s property now…what BS. The more illegals in the cities mean more congressional seats…for yea…the democrats. They get counted on the cenus…there was bill to stop that but I’m sure it won’t get passed.

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    1. Yep, Max, evidently only our liberals are allowed to be free of spirit and such. Nothing ever gets stopped in DC. Looks like the Star Wars celebration is getting rained out here in Granbury. Maybe next year, and I plan to watch the original movie this afternoon.

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  6. I enjoyed the photos. You’re a great looking couple. As for the liberal pianist, she is pounding the wrong political key in hopes of producing a utopian melody. All she’ll get is the same bad note ad infinitum.

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  7. After reading all your hype about how terrible the message would be and how it may be banned, I was surprised to learn how well you dodged all the words that might have set the censor’s ears on fire.

    Kudos to Mustang for coining the word Gazalonians. Stay free-spirited by whatever means it takes. In my case, it is well-distilled spirits over ice.

    Keep Texas Red!

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    1. She had that stunned look on her face when I told her, even worse when Momo jumped into the mix. We are hoping she is still a member of the choir. Will know in a few days.

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  9. You are both the epitome of a dapper & graceful true Texas couple.
    It is easy to grin and think of good tidings reading you telling it the way you do about her telling it the way it is!

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