Ask A Texan: Who Is This Rich Entitled Hypocrite They Call The Boss?


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The Texan

Straight up, I never cared for Springsteen, the little punk-assed in his jeans and white tee shirt touting ” Born in the USA. Well, he may have been hatched here, but he ain’t an American, at least not by Texas standards. The guy looks like an 85-year-old Lesbian Megan Rapinoe, holding a Fender Telecaster with The Roy Clark beginner stickers on the fretboard so he can remember the chords to Born To Run. Likely craps his diaper too. When I was a smart-mouthed kid, I would tell my mother, “You ain’t the boss of me.” Well, yes, she was, and that Tupperware cake pan would leave an imprint on my butt for a week or so. So, exactly is Brucie the boss of? His wife Pattie? Little Stevie? The roadies or the dudes that carry him on stage and operate the auto-tune machine loop?

His latest concert was a three-hour Bidenesque Rant about Trump, which highlighted that talent, which was always minimal, has taken the off-ramp to the nursing home in South Jersey. For those of you who care to contribute, let me know who the guy bosses around.


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18 Replies to “Ask A Texan: Who Is This Rich Entitled Hypocrite They Call The Boss?”

  1. I’d rather meet Bruce, the great white shark in Jaws, than Bruce Springsteen, the boss of no one. To be honest, I’m only vaguely aware of his name. I’ve never heard any of his songs. At least not one that I can remember.

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    1. He made one, Born To Run, other than that, his stuff is crap. I think Bruce from Jaws would be a great dinner guest, a few glasses of wine, the naked chick holding onto the buoy etc…I saw that movie in Corpus Christi and was in a surfing contest the next day. It was un-nerving at best.

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      1. No way! I’ve never been a Springsteen fan. His voice sounds like rusty chains being dragged over broken glass and gravel. And he has absolutely nothing worthwhile to say. Billy Joel is immensely more talented than Springsteen …. and he’s from New York!

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  2. I told someone the other day…the last thing I would want at a concert is some man preaching to me about politics…something that he wouldn’t know as much as the next guy…and Mr “Everyday Man” has tickets that are $3000. Shut the **** up and sing…it’s that easy bruce.

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    1. Remember back in the 90s when the Dixie Chicks were the rage, and that little mouthy brat said what she did about “Shrub” at a concert in England. That ended their career within twenty-four hours. I knew the McGuire sisters since the Light Crust Doughboys mentored them and helped them transition from buskers to a true country act. When my father passed from brain cancer in 95, Marty purchased his concert violin ( fiddle here in Texas). I still have the 1947 Fort Worth-made one Bob Wills gifted to him in 1949, the year I was born. It’s due back from Lambs Music next week, the only true Luthier in Texas that I will let touch my instruments. Like you, shut your mouth and sing your little song, collect your little award, and go home. You’re an entertainer, not a neurosurgeon, and that is why you do what you do. Although I do dig Dr. Ben Carson big time. Right now, Sierra Hull is the musician of the moment, mentored by Ricky Skaggs, Rhonda Vincent, and Allison Krauss. Check her out. Momo says I resemble Ricky Skaggs since my hair is pure white and shoulder-length; now, if only I knew his secret mandolin licks. Momo and I are coming to Nashville this fall, hope we can hook up for a night at Redneck Riviera, The Ryman, or the Bluebird. I’ll bring the mandolin along for chuckles.

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      1. The McGuire Sisters have a song called Sincerely I believe…thats what I remember when I think of them.

        Yep…just sing your song or act your part…it’s not a hard thing to do. I’ll check ย Sierra Hull out…thanks Phil!

        When you first said Marty…I’m glad you said who…I thought of Marty Stuart first off… That would be great if you two make it Phil! We would gladly meet you two.

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  3. I stopped listening to celebrity opinions decades ago. They are some of the least intelligent folks taking up space, especially in America. I would rather listen to George Strait for 5 hours than to listen to one minute of BS.

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    1. I’ve seen ole George live, and will give you his full attention, maybe a few antidotes or stories, but he stays away from politics, he knows how he makes his living.

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