Congratulations: “It’s A Bot”

Le’ R2 D2

With over 500 views in two days and counting, I knew it was a Bot from China. Don’t they have anything better to do than zero in on poor little WordPress bloggers? How about starting another pandemic with a lab leak, killing some more Ughers, torturing their own citizens, or supplying missile parts to the Houthis and Iranians? They have too much time on their little tiny fingers. WordPress says all is well; they can’t steal my site or affect me in any way, but it still worries me. Nothing China does is good; they are the lyric in the Elvis song, “She’s the Devil in Disguise.” Eat your damn rice and rat bites and leave me alone. Besides, all that crap we buy from you is worthless S…t.


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8 thoughts on “Congratulations: “It’s A Bot””


  1. Five hundred?! Although many of your posts certainly merit that many, I can see how you might have suspected foul play. Hey, but if some misguided communist actually read your blog, they might see the light and defect. Send em some cherry bombs.


  2. Here in Las Vegas, we often see a driverless Zoox, Waymo, or Cybercab (in order of decreasing sightings) navigating our streets. I might eventually hail a Zoox or a Cybercab, but I’ll never ride in a Waymo. That’s because their “Ojai model” is made in China. So I say, “No way, Waymo!”


  3. You’re not the first blogger I follow who has experienced this bot invasion, Phil. Surely WordPress can do something to block these things. 🤷‍♀️

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