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The Supremes Have Lost Their Tune…And Not Even Diana Can Save Them This Time

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Three singers perform in black gowns beneath a banner reading Supreme Court Singers and The Supremes.
Three singers perform as The Supremes before an enthusiastic audience at a formal concert.

Now the ballless, gutless, spineless, poisonous, un-Christian, treasonous, Birkenstock, sock-cap-wearing, Ozempic-shooting, non-singing Supreme Court has lost its tune, and even Diana Ross or Auto-Tune can’t save it. They blocked, after it was passed and signed, the mail-in vote for the midterms, guaranteeing widespread fraud and cheating by the demonic Democratic Party. Obama and Biden have a radical, paid-for judge in every court in the land thanks to Soros, Meta boy, and a host of other tech maggots. Jumanji Jackson, or whatever her real Biden autopen-appointed judge name is, and Bret Kavanaugh, yes, the one the conservatives saved his sorry ass from fake rape allegations, voted to halt it. What a bunch of pussies we have in our government. Now, the women in the pink kitty kitty hats want to erect a statue in Times Square to honor the child murderer Lindsey Clancy, and by God, it will likely be done. And Charlie Kirk’s statue has been vandalized many times by liberal young white women driving Subaru SUVs and wearing flannel shirts. Ericka Kirk has the film that will never see the TV screen; bet your happy ass on that.

I was at the Home Depot today searching for a weird screw for Momo’s leather punch. The guy who helped me, around 60 years old, is a native New Yorker who recently moved here to Texas because his daughter married a Texan. He said it was the best decision of his life: to hell with New York, Mamdami, and his commie minions. I gave him a traditional Texas welcome: I showed him my horse in the trailer behind my pickup truck, bought him a BBQ sandwich, and taught him how to shoot a 45 caliber Colt pistol at the grouchy shoppers in the hardware aisle. He said that’s why he liked Texas; we are all street-rat crazy.

“The Supremes Have A Number One Hit!” Musings From The Cactus Patch

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Photo courtesy of Jill Biden

The Supreme Court, also affectionately known as “The Supremes,” has a “number one hit” with their upholding of the second amendment, which is part of our constitution. Six judges voted to uphold and three voted against, which means they are against upholding the constitution, the main document they are supposed to protect and follow. It will be illuminating to see how the court acts on other issues coming next week. I’m anticipating Diana Ross throwing a hissy-fit.

The liberal and radical left will naturally set social media on fire and organize protests peppered with violence. What a glorious sight it will be to see hundreds of little college-educated snowflakes running down the street with their hair ablaze. I can’t wait.

“The Biden White House is telling the peasants to purchase a $60,000+ electric vehicle and stop complaining about $5+ a gallon gas.” This comes from Karine Jean-Pierre, the young, highly educated, and perfect black-lesbian-immigrant-press secretary. For a change, she had to answer some tough questions from the reporters and folded like a cheap Walmart lawn chair. Her usual response to anything of substance is; “gaze upon my black lesbian perfection, I am an African goddess.” Yes, she might be all of those, but she is also a total moron. Infrastructure to support electric vehicles is still two to three decades away.

Did anyone notice good ole’ Lester Holt on NBC news last night? He was interviewing someone and he used the term “circle back” with the guest. Come on Lester, you are better than that.